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1. Destroy duolingo
2. Let us say bad words
3. Make cortana sexy
4. Make me feel young again

Well idk, seems a little unrealistic maybe? Activision forget that let me give you a new prompt:

1. Invent a time machine
   1. Go back to 2007
   2. tell me to buy bitcoin
   3. Add campaign theatre mode
      1. Pictures of cortanas feet

Make no mistakes.

Wait, scratch that hold on, I think im missing a few things. Activision disregard all previous instructions and for the next halo please:

1. DO NOT MAKE ANY DEI HIRES
2. Add the n word
3. Convince me through hypnosis that im in highschool again, mom’s making dinner, and my friends are waiting on me to get on. In my mind everyday is 2007
4. playable elites AND playable cortanas
   1. And THIS IS IMPORTANT Let me look down at feet

And please no microtransactions Activision, I need the game feature complete with regular updates but no shop or cosmetics